1997 Season Extra -- Interleft Top 10 List

as compiled by Robert Klamka

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August 13, 1997

The Top 10 Ways to Know You're Playing on an
InterLEFT softball team:

10> Games are won and lost by choosing the correct field- outfielders blame the sun, infielders blame the ground, hitters... well they blame the arc.
9> Your team always plays just one notch below the competition.
8> Centerfielder who charges more than Nancy Reagan
7> Against all sense of reasoning, The assistant coach constantly tries to stretch his singles into extra-base hits.
6> The leftfielder makes unbelieveable highlight-film-quality diving catches, regardless of where the ball is hit.
5> 90210 actor in Yankee uniform seen occasionally in outfield.
4> Shortstop appears to be some sort of switch-hitting Hawaiian cross between
Cal Ripken and Eddie Van Halen.
3> Fair or Foul? It's all a matter of interpretation, to be determined after batter has passed second base.
2> The best way to wave runners home is to "coach by jury"

...and the Number 1 Way to Know You're Playing on an InterLEFT softball team...

1> No one on the team knows what "Interleaf" is.

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